You Look Like I Need A Drink

It’s not personal… okay, maybe it is. This hat says what your face usually does after five minutes of forced small talk. Whether you're dealing with coworkers, in-laws, or that one friend who “doesn’t drink anymore,” this cap is your passive-aggressive happy hour buddy.

Perfect for bars, parties, awkward Tinder dates, and every Monday that ever existed.

Warning: May trigger free shots or fistfights. Sometimes both.