Will Shake Ass For Tequila

Straight to the point—no lime, no chaser. This hat makes it crystal clear: you're here for vibes, poor decisions, and body movement that’ll get you banned from at least three family functions. Whether it’s girls' night out or a regrettable Tuesday, this cap’s your party contract.

Perfect for the dance floor, bar crawl, or that blurry section of your camera roll you never show anyone.

Pay in tequila. Watch the magic happen.