Will Clog Your Toilet Later

Consider this your official warning label. This cap doesn’t whisper sweet nothings—it growls “taco truck revenge is coming.” Whether you’re pounding chili dogs at a tailgate or just have a naturally destructive digestive system, this hat tells the world to flush twice and say a prayer.

Great for hot dates, sketchy diners, camping trips, and anywhere you'd like to be remembered… unfondly. Wear it proud. Be the legend the plumber curses.

Not liable for plumbing costs. Or broken relationships.