To Do List: Your Dad

Efficient. Goal-oriented. Highly inappropriate. This hat is for the chaos agents who aren’t here to make friends—they’re here to check boxes and ruin family dinners. Whether it's a savage comeback or just your entire personality in one line, this cap delivers maximum disrespect with minimal effort.

Perfect for roast battles, frat parties, or anywhere you’re likely to be disowned.

Motivated. Petty. Mission accomplished.