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Retired Porn Star
Retired Porn Star
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This cap’s for legends who left the adult film scene but still own the spotlight. “Retired Porn Star” is stitched bold, giving a one-finger salute to the daily grind. Black mesh keeps you cool while you dodge shade at sketchy truck stops. Wear it, and you’re shouting, “I’ve had more close-ups than a low-budget flick, and now I’m here for shitty coffee and epic stories.” The faded denim front screams you’ve seen it all—probably on shag carpet—and the snapback fits like it’s ready for its own sequel. Perfect for tearing up backroads or swaggering into dive bars like you’re the main act. This cap doesn’t just block the sun; it roasts anyone who can’t match your vibe. Hauling freight or just hauling ass, it’s got enough edge to make truckers blush and waitresses grin. Retired from the game, but still winning.
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