No Gag Reflex

Built different—and proud of it. This cap doesn’t just cross the line, it spits on it and asks for seconds. Whether it’s bragging rights, a party trick, or an unfortunate talent developed over time, this hat lets everyone know you’re throat GOAT certified.

Ideal for bachelor parties, questionable Tinder dates, and family dinners where you’re definitely not invited back.

Warning: Side effects include raised eyebrows and unsolicited phone numbers.