It's My Duty to Eat That Booty

Patriotism comes in many forms—and this one wears a hat. Salute the flag, fire up the grill, and get to work where it counts. This cap isn’t for the shy or the vanilla—it’s for heroes who aren’t afraid to go above and beyond... or, well, below.

Perfect for date night, divorce court, or Sunday brunch (if you're brave). Bold, blunt, and barely legal in some counties.

Stars. Stripes. Rim jobs. God bless America.