If You Ain't Impressed, You Ain't Seen Me Naked

Confidence? Unmatched. Modesty? Never heard of her. This cap isn’t just a statement—it’s a challenge. Whether you're built like a Greek god or a soggy breadstick, this hat dares the world to imagine and then immediately regret it.

Perfect for first dates, awkward family reunions, and job interviews (if you’re brave and unemployed). Wear it proudly. Offend quietly. Confuse often.

NSFW? Technically, yes. Spiritually? Always.