I'd Rather Be Naked

Why wear a hat? Because pants aren't optional in public (yet). This cap says what everyone’s thinking when the clothes start feeling clingy and the vibes get wild. Whether you're poolside, campsite-side, or just dead inside, this lid lets ‘em know your heart—and other parts—long to be free.

Perfect for BBQs, beer runs, bad decisions, and birthdays you won’t remember. Just don’t wear it to grandma’s church picnic. Or do. We’re not your mom.

Warning: May cause spontaneous streaking.