I Pee In Pools

Finally, a hat that says what your guilty smile’s been screaming for years. Chlorine is your co-pilot, shame is optional, and you're the reason lifeguards drink on their days off.

Perfect for pool parties, public menace behavior, or just reminding people that warm spot wasn’t the sun. Not recommended for Olympic tryouts (or anywhere with security cameras).

Own your truth. Swim in your lies.