HOOF HEARTED

Say it out loud. No really—say it. There it is. This hat is for the mature, sophisticated individual who still thinks fart jokes are the peak of comedy (aka, everyone worth knowing). Whether you're crop dusting the grocery aisle or blaming the dog with a straight face, this cap lets you keep it classy while still clearing rooms.

Ideal for dads, pranksters, beer league champions, and anyone who chuckles at the word “duty.”

Smells like a good time.