Crop Duster

Silent but violent—and proudly wearing the uniform. This cap is for the gas-passing assassin who clears aisles, elevators, and entire outdoor spaces with tactical precision. You don’t run from the smell… you are the smell.

Whether you’re letting it rip at the grocery store or ghosting a crowd at the tailgate, this hat lets everyone know you don’t just pass gas—you master it.

Stealth mode: activated. Survivors: 0.